The News
Good evening, I'm Laughing My Head Off, and this is
the Absurd News at Six. In headlines today, temporary car insurance
takes off with a bang as more and more people park their gas guzzlers
and lease small cars. In a bold move to fight the rising costs of fuel,
people are going to car dealerships and driving off in toy cars for a
limited time. You have to admit, that's what today's more fuel-efficient
cars look like. Let's take you to social commentator, View This.
Laughing, this is View This and I'm in front of an ordinary grocery
store with Mr. and Mrs. Almost Broke. They have temporary car insurance
on a fuel-efficient scooter-type car. Ma'am, what do you think about
this whole thing? Well, View, we just got sick and tired of rush hour
traffic bumper to bumper eating up the gas tank, no vacation in five
years because the vacation money went into the gas tank and the kids
having to stay indoors because we couldn't afford to take them to the
mall to see a movie. Buy
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Laughing, it's the same story around the city, as
more and more people take out temporary car insurance on smaller
vehicles for a short time. It's too far to ride a bike to work or the
bus doesn't run to neighborhoods outside the city. For a limited time,
people can shaft the oil companies right back by not using so much gas
and it's a movement that's gaining popularity. Back to you.
Thank you, View. Now we'd like to take you to a rally outside City Hall,
where R. You Serious is reporting. Serious, what's happening there?
Well, Laughing, this crowd is all about saving what little money they
have left and they're telling the powers that be that their temporary
car insurance on smaller cars for a limited period of time is all
they're going to get out of the taxpayers. It looks to me like these
consumers are taking matters into their own hands and raising their
voices. Back to you.
So there you have it. People are coming up with ingenious methods of
fighting the oil wars. I'm expecting, in the not too distant future, to
see hang-gliders being used in the commute. It certainly would save the
planet a lot more, wouldn't it? Since, technically, it is a vehicle of
sorts, it could even qualify for one of those policies. We'll have to
check that out on our next undercover edition of the Absurd News at Six.
For now, however, we have to turn you over to the network news at seven,
so this is Laughing My Head Off for the Absurd News at Six saying have
an absurd evening.
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